"Sailing away down to the keys Losing our rhythm to the ocean breeze" — "Third Wave"
Close your eyes. Imagine … that suave buccaneer, aboard an exquisite nautical vessel. Blue skies. Setting sun. Champagne. Girl on the bow. By and large … it needs a soundtrack equally grandiose and smooth. Where's the Work Drugs?
These days, liberal politicians such as Bernie Sanders are promising to make us "like Scandinavia." However, these politicians hypocritically propose policy contrary to the Scandinavian countries, fail to recognize the fundamental differences between our countries, and fail to realize that Scandinavian policy is not bereft of any issues. Here are a list of some of the most egregious examples of liberal/socialist shortsightedness regarding Scandinavia.
1. Scandinavian countries do not have/need a significant military
