Yoga pants: The fashion police go both ways

He thought the readers could use a break from the election craziness and so sent a lighthearted letter to his suburban paper tendering an opinion on yoga pants.
"Yoga pants can be adorable on children and young women who have the benefit of nature's blessing of youth," Alan Sorrentino wrote to the Barrington Times in Rhode Island. "However, on mature, adult women there is something bizarre and disturbing about the appearance they make in public."