Seven Things Massachusetts Conservatives Can Be Thankful For

Today is Thanksgiving, which may be the most conservative holiday of them all. It's old, for one thing. And it reminds us to be thankful for what we have, including what out forbears gave us. That's the opposite of complaining and blaming others, which are not conservative characteristics.
On this Thanksgiving Day, 398 years after the Pilgrims celebrated their survival in the New World with a feast giving thanks to God for delivering them and preparing them for a kingdom to come without cold or wetness or hunger or want, Massachusetts conservatives have many things to be thankful for.