Probation officers visited the homes of sex offenders on probation in several cities in Massachusetts on Halloween to make sure their front door lights were off and that they weren't handing out candy to children.
To anyone I have offended, I just want to say, I reinvented cars, and I'm sending people to Mars in a rocket ship. Did you think I was also going to be a chill, normal dude?
I'm actually making history tonight as the first person with Asperger's to host SNL ‒ or at least the first to admit it.
