Latin: No Longer a Joke *

Julius Caesar strolls into a Boston bar, gives the bartender a hard look and says, "Give me a martinus, straight up, three olives." The bartender is confused and says, "Sir, are you sure it's not a martini that you want?" Caesar looks him dead in the eye and growls, "I want a martinus. If I wanted a double, I would have said so!"
It's a joke and if you don't get it, you can blame the Progressive Education Movement which over many decades has transformed a pretty good public school system into a national embarrassment. One of Progressive Education's first targets was the teaching of Latin, which had been a curricular staple in schools for two thousand years.