It only took a gorilla to show how screwed up our priorities are

For those of you who have been hiding under a rock for the past few weeks, you might have missed the most important story to American culture since, well, apparently ever. Let me sum it up for you.

For those of you who have been hiding under a rock for the past few weeks, you might have missed the most important story to American culture since, well, apparently ever. Let me sum it up for you.…