Help, Government! Stop Me Before I Teach My Children Again

My poor children. We home-school them. Oh, how we trample on their rights. They are obviously ignorant of the world; brainwashed – or using today's buzzword, indoctrinated – to parrot their parents' intolerant belief system. They possess neither the ability to socialize, nor think for themselves.

My poor children. We home-school them. Oh, how we trample on their rights. They are obviously ignorant of the world; brainwashed – or using today's buzzword, indoctrinated – to parrot their parents' intolerant belief system. They possess neither the ability to socialize, nor think for themselves.…