WATCH: Americans fail at trying to pronounce different Mass. cities

Imagine being a tourist visiting Massachusetts for the first time. You're driving around in your rental car grasping at your smartphone desperately trying to ask Siri how to get to Worcester or where the nearest Dunkin' Donuts might be in Haverhill, but she ends up automatically directing you to your Contacts and puts your college roommate on the phone instead. Then you're left still hopelessly lost, no sign of a Dunkin' Donuts anywhere, and wondering how Hooked on Phonics failed you miserably as a child.